WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.
- We’re all a bunch of goddamn nerds. (via Washingtonian)
- Restaurants need to be very careful about what they tweet. Unlike the rest of us. (via City Paper)
- Union Station was evacuated due to a suspicious package, but everything’s fine now. (via NBC)
- The D.C. Jail is having a very serious heat problem. (via DCist)
- Someone made a joke in Columbia Heights. Nobody got it. (via Borderstan)
- At least 4,000 people in D.C. really love Pokémon Go. (via NBC)
- Crooked Beat records is open again! Except now they’re in Arlington. (via DCMD)
- Peter Chang is hyped about his upcoming Bethesda restaurant. (via Bethesda Magazine)
- Nobody likes small plates. (via Post)
