WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.
- A Metro Police Officer shot a man at the Deanwood Metro Station. (via NBC)
- PBS doubles down on its decision to mix in old fireworks footage with last nights depressing, cloudy footage. (via NPR)
- D.C. cops seized a shit ton of fireworks this past weekend. In other news, they set up a fireworks tent right outside of my local liquor store and I’ve never loved my neighborhood more. (via Borderstan)
- The Post muses on an eternal question, to wade or not to wade in the WWII Memorial fountain? I say don’t because homeless people and drunk frat boys probably pee in it. (via Post)
- If you’re wondering why Uber seems a little more expensive lately, D.C. drivers are heading to Ocean Shitty to make money off of drunk people. (via City Paper)
- A bunch of places in Maryland are shooting off fireworks this week / weekend if your first 4th of July wasn’t good enough. (via NBC)
- Living in Tyson’s sucks a little more than it used to. (via Post)
- The Lamont Street Collective is getting evicted as we speak. (via DCist)
