WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.

• You’ve been hearing about all the brand new Metro track work forever, but WHAT DOES IT ACTUALLY MEAN??? The Post figures it out or something. (via Washington Post)

• There was a kitten rescued at the Fort Totten Metro Station and it is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. (via DCist)
• Esquire named Showtime one of the best bars in the U.S. and I’m bummed about it because now more people will go there. (via Esquire)

• No one in D.C. knows how to spell croissant and it’s hilarious. (via DCist)
• Sober bartenders are a real thing that exist and I salute their strength. (via City Paper)

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Friday 10/27

SOLD OUT - The Bentzen Ball Presents: Howling II: ...Your Sister Is A Werewolf @ Lincoln Theatre

$5.00 / $5.00

The Bentzen Ball Presents How Did This Get Made Live! Oct 27th, 2017 Howling II Screening / 6:00pm Doors / 6:30pm Show HDTGM / 8:00pm Doors / 9:00pm Show Lincoln Theatre / 1215 U Street NW $35 Tickets SOLD OUT $40 Ticket + Howling II screening SOLD OUT $116.66 All-Access Lincoln Pass SOLD OUT Featuring: Paul Scheer / June Diane Raphael / Jason Mantzoukas

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• Rich people are the worst! (via Greater Greater Washington)