WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 12, 2016
- A male corpse was discovered this morning along the Chesapeake & Ohio Canal in Georgetown. (NBC4)
- Metro has announced a new Chief Safety Officer. (DCist)
- Speaking of the Metro, 18-year-old Jovante Hall was arrested in the stabbing death of 15-year-old John Rufus Evans III. Evans was stabbed at the Deanwood Metro station on Monday. (City Paper)
- On a much happier note, the initial Funk Parade lineup has been announced. Highlights include Rare Essence, The Funk Ark, Congo Sanchez and Nappy Riddem.
- This is somewhat local and not sad: