WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.
- More than 75,000 people have signed a petition to change the way American University handles sexual assault. (via DCist)
- WCP did their best of thing.
- Silent panic buttons are coming to D.C. Cabs. Why isn’t this a thing already? (via WAMU)
- Louis C.K. announced two surprise shows in D.C. today. They’re already sold out.
- The Purple Line is really happening guys!!! (via Washington Post)
- Tonight is your last night to get wasted at Millie & Al’s and in honor of that, here are some cute love stories that took place at the bar. (via City Paper)
- The D.C. Council has passed the Youth Suicide Prevention and School Climate Survey Amendment Act. (via Washington Blade)
- Birch & Barley and Churchkey have a brand new chef. Fingers crossed that it stays just as delicious. (via Washingtonian)