WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy.
- In giant inflatable joint news, the DEA is thinking about reclassifying weed! (via DCist)
- God forbid D.C. has pot clubs, though. That’s just nonsense. (via City Paper)
- Get close and personal with your favorite boozy brothers Tom and Derek Brown. (via Washingtonian)
- The Hard Times thinks D.C.’s punk scene is very funny. (via Bandwidth)
- Transportation Secretary Anthony Foxx is pro Metro shutdown. We’re pro Metro actually working. (via WAMU)
- The people who brought you Little Red Fox are going to open a coffee shop and wine bar inside of Politics & Prose. Booze and books are always a good combo. (via City Paper)
- The police have begun a new search for Relisha Rudd in the National Arboretum. (via Washington Post)
- It might snow this weekend because everything is terrible. (via DCist)