WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- Maryland kind of / sort of / maybe thinks we should be a state.
- Enjoy some cool and casual “organic xanax” at sPACYcLOUD.
- The Imperial is coming! One day! Here are some spirits you’ll be able to try there. (One day!)
- Want to watch the Nationals in D.C.? This should help.
- John Mulaney hates D.C.’s scooters as much as we hate D.C.’s scooters.
- And speaking of scooters, this photo of a man scooting down Rock Creek Parkway during rush hour will make you feel a way.
- Surprise surprise, another closure at The Shay.
- Move over Sweetgreen, your new favorite lunch spot is here.
- Still hungry? Eater has a list of the best nachos in D.C. and it makes me feel less alone.