WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- It still feels like summer. It will continue to feel like summer for the rest of the week.
- The Washington Spirit is drawing in record crowds, begging the question, will they move all of their games from the 5,000+ capacity Maryland SoccerPlex to the 19,000+ capacity Audi Field?
- D.C. Jail inmate Momolu Stewart had his life sentence reduced because of Kim Kardashian. These are wild times.
- There’s some big D.C. Statehood news this week! Let’s pre-game our disappointment with some facts.
- A new (to D.C.) species of bat has been creeping into the District. It looks so cute and so ugly.
- And this weird long cat has Georgetown spooked.
- Washingtonian has a guide to the most important meal of the day. Peruse it at your leisure.
- Speaking of food, 1,900 Whole Foods employees will be loosing their health insurance.
- Did you see this buck wild D.C. Craigslist post? Here’s a fun and important reminder to not ask people out on the Metro! Even if they seem to like you! Don’t do it! It’s a bad idea!
- Speaking of bad ideas, at least one D.C. liquor store is selling growlers of spiked seltzer.
