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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…

  • You’ll soon be able to snitch on your neighbors / total strangers if they do a bad job at parking. I understand on one level that this could be a good thing, but on a more primal level, I hate it!
  • José Andrés is in the Bahamas feeding people affected by Dorian because of course he is. His energy makes me tired. I will never be good as people who jog and I will never be as good as José Andrés.
  • Speaking of people whose altruism makes me feel overwhelmed, it’s been three years since DCPL partnered with Dolly Parton on her Books From Birth program and in that time they’ve mailed out a million free books. Parton ended her letter about the milestone with the line “I Will Always Love You.” The capital letters are weird, but I’m crying nonetheless.