WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- Before you read the rest of the news, mark your calendar for this free lunch opportunity on Friday. Thanks, Muncheez! Your name will never not be funny!
- The brave folks at the City Paper drove a Revel moped so you don’t have to.
- And speaking of the new mopeds, people definitely don’t know how to park them.
- Let’s all take bets on how long the Washington Monument will be open. I give it one week before someone gets trapped in the elevator and they close that baby.
- And speaking of getting stuck on an elevator, the Kennedy Center’s elevators might need an upgrade.
- I only pick up pennies if they’re on heads (because I’m afraid of bad luck / the ghost of Abe), but this D.C. couple didn’t skip a single penny, instead they used 10,000 of them to create a map of D.C. in their shower. Eat your heart out Property Brothers.
- The Washington Post has a great story about one of D.C.’s awesome community centers.
- And Washingtonian has your long form story of the day. Read it while you Metro.
- If you want to be on the cutting edge of CAVA technology, their Dupont location is the place to be.
- Just like magic, this D.C. rum tastes like an English gin.
- And speaking of booze, we can’t stop drinking White Claw.
- Need something to soak up that alcohol? Eater has a helpful list of cheap eats.
