WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- D.C. schools can restrain and isolate students without alerting their parents because up is down and left is right and nothing ever matters!
- And speaking of more fuckery, A Georgetown student / ANC commissioner / disabled rights activist might not be able to return to D.C. after her insurance company decided to change the coverage of her care.
- And in more health care bullshit, some D.C. government employees still can’t use medical marijuana without fear of losing their jobs.
- Arlington is losing its edge.
- In more unsurprising news, Local governments have no idea what to do with scooters.
- Was anyone else caught in the hail on Sunday? I was pulled over on 32 hoping my very small car wasn’t going to blow away. Living in the middle of an extinction event sure is exciting.
- The Baltimore Symphony Orchestra decided to take a gap year abroad. (Seriously though this is very sad and I hope they get the funding they need.)
- D.C.’s theater scene is filled with genuine stars. Here are the folks you need to know.
- All your favorite restaurants are sprouting to-go windows. I love them even though I never use them. I just want them to exist in the world.
- Dan’s Cafe got a lil baby face lift.
- Fried chicken sandwiches continue to be our favorite protest medium.
- RIP Cafe Deluxe Cleveland Park. Your burgs weren’t bad.
- The most cursed building on U and 14th is turning into a bar. Again. Quick questioning, have any of the owners tried sacrificing a goat in the name of satan? It can’t hurt, right?
- And speaking of cursed, the Post got drunk on celebrity wines.
