WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- I’ve been saying it for years: Maryland really is better than Virginia.
- In other geographical comparisons, Seattle is officially sunnier than D.C.Â
- D.C. is getting its first (official) pet cemetery! If I’m doing the math right, that makes our city 100% more spooky and I love it.
- It’s a little early to start making Fourth of July plans, but we definitely recommend you get the hell out of the city. Or stay inside all day. Whichever works best for you.
- And speaking of things that suck, the alt-right pool party is dead in the water.
- While we’re on the subject, the owners of Virginia’s Red Hen talk about how their business changed after kicking out Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
- Fugazi isn’t reuniting no matter how much Ted Leonisis wants it.
- Jefferson Davis highway is getting a newer / better name.
- Dîner en Noir is the goth Dîner en Blanc. (Kind of, sort of, probably not at all, but I can still dream, right?)
- Don’t use Lime scooters. (Or any scooters at all! Throw them all in the trash!)
- Someone really loves Pixar?
- Bike to Work Day is this Friday! Don’t do anything dumb! I love you!
