WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- Go get a free cone at Haagen Dazs! You earned it!
- Arlington might be more fit than us, but they also have a serious tire slashing problem.
- Boy, has it been wet lately.
- The Current was suddenly shut down on Friday after transitioning from a Chapter 11 bankruptcy to a Chapter 7.
- Smithsonian has never done an exhibition like this.
- It’s that time of the year when your family wants to see the monuments and go to the Smithsonians and you get dragged downtown! Here’s where you can grab dinner (just make sure they front the bill).
- A Maryland business man has plead guilty to stealing up to $1.5 million in wine. I like to think he was saving them all so he cold jump in a pool of wine a la Scrooge McDuck, but he definitely 100% sold them.
- And speaking of money, I knew there was a reason why I hated Montgomery County.
- And speaking of Maryland, Governor Hogan is pro pot brownies.
- Just in case you forgot, there’s still lead in our water! Happy Tuesday!
