WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- If you live in D.C., you have the second worst commute in the U.S.
- What the hell is happening with Unsuck DC Metro?
- And speaking of sucking, the Fourth of July fireworks are definitely going to blow this year.
- Welcome to sinkhole watch 2019! It’s the only game where everyone loses because sinkholes are 1. terrifying and 2. the worst.
- Washingtonian takes you into the exclusive world of VIP diners. Rich people! They’re not at all like us!
- Pretend you’re a VIP with this delicious Maryland wine.
These really were simpler times
- D.C.’s Office of Nightlife and Culture is holding an LGBTQ nightlife roundtable.
- The Post supports dank weed.
- D.C. residents might be able to issue parking tickets. I can’t wait to reach a whole new level of NIMBYism. Just think of the POPville comments!
- Thai street food is coming to an ATM near you! Kind of!
- And Little Coco’s has transformed into a much nicer version of McDonalds, with the burgers to match.
