WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- DCist has your sneak peak of the new Apple Store and (surprise!) it’s beautiful and you’re going to spend all of your money there forever.
- These child pool sharks are adorable! Like the Apple Store, they will also take all your money!
- The one thing we can all agree on is that mocktail is a terrible word.
- Luxuriate in the huge undertaking that is City Paper’s Best of D.C.
- You’re never going to be able to get a seat at Astoria. It’s too good.
- And speaking of food, Thamee is bringing Burmese food (and a ton of color) to H Street.
- Stoney’s really wants you to know one of their servers is on The Bachelorette.
- This graveyard tale is one of the best things you’ll read today.
- I’m really gonna miss grabbing a coconut black tea at Filter’s Dupont location.
- Don’t skip strip malls.
- More people like Metro, but they sure won’t ride it.
- Here is everything you need before you head to the Funk Parade this weekend.