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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…

  • Medium Rare treats its steak sauce like the Krabby Patty formula.
  • Eat so many plantains you become a plantain at Tortuga, Capitol Hill’s newest bar.
  • In more food news, Girl & The Vine is serving up sandwiches and wine in Takoma Park. The restaurant / cafe sounds like an indie band that would have been featured on the 500 Days of Summer soundtrack.
  • And a NOVA oyster bar is expanding to NoMa. Slurp slurp.
  • This is a fun reminder that most food festivals are bad and you certainly shouldn’t spend $155 on tickets to one.