WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- Do you suddenly feel like you’re dying? It’s the pollen. It’s all around you.
- Some D.C. AirBnb’s are supplying their guests with weed. Hell yeah.
- Meet the local investigative reporter who is obsessed with ASMR. Also, read our ASMR Guide.
- Takoma Park is where rich hippies go to die (and by ‘die’ I mean live in the suburbs).
- After closing all of its massive stores, Barnes & Nobel in coming back to D.C. I’m so glad my favorite place to loiter is back.
- Get your daily recommended dose of punk and pie at Breakin’ Even Fest this weekend.
- If anyone believes in D.C.’s food scene, it’s chef Kwame Onwuachi. Who allowed all this optimism to sneak into my column?
- Dandy’s Carryout (right by the 9:30 Club) and Southern Hospitality are for sale. I can’t wait until they’re both luxury condos.
- The Greek Deli was closed for a hot second but now it’s back. Don’t panic.
- Surprise! The folks behind Copycat Co. are opening their second bar named Astoria (on 7th Street) tonight!
- The Anacostia Community Museum might be closed for a while, but you’ll still get to check out its exhibits at these libraries.
- Dinosaurs are taking over the National Zoo.
- The National Aquarium is looking for a new place to house their dolphins and I’m in mourning. I love those dolphins, but also I want the dolphins to be happy. This is more devastating than any of my breakups.