WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- So many of the wealthiest people in D.C. don’t even live in D.C.
- On the other hand, half of D.C.’s Uber drivers are living below the poverty line.
- And speaking of cold hard cash, getting high in this city is expensive.
- The Kennedy Center and the National Theatre are messier than you.
- How many times do I have to ask for someone to buy me a houseboat? Please? I need it?
- The District’s first Antiracist Book Festival hasn’t even happened yet and people already excited about year two.
- Silver Spring is the new hot place to drink craft beer. Or something.
- Federalist Pig is opening a second location in Hyattsville, when did the suburbs become cool?
- Speaking of food, does D.C. have too many restaurants?
- In less sad food news, a new food co-op is targeting Ward 7 and 8.
- In very weird food news, a manager and a customer wrestled over salad at the Chopt in Union Station.
- If only our commutes looked like this.
