WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- Did anyone else get panicked text messages about the tornado from their mom yesterday? No? Just me?
- I can’t believe we keep getting ghosted by the Washington Monument.
- Before Union Market’s roof (maybe) becomes a park, it’s turning into a tennis court.
- After closing its original location on Georgia Avenue, Walters Sports Bar is coming back to life / opening in Navy Yard. There’s going to be a pour-your-own-beer wall. This can’t end well.
- Meridian Pint is moving out of its group house and buying a condo in Arlington.
- And speaking of closures, Kyirisan is calling it quits this week. It seems like everything is closing all the time, but this one stings.
- It also looks like SKWR is gone.
- Capital Bikeshare is removing its electric bikes because of a pesky little brake problem. Who needs those anyway?
- The giant turkey continues to bring light to my life.
- Don’t forget, everything you know is a lie.
