WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- The Funk Parade is back.
- The roof of Union Market might become a park. Can you imagine a better day drinking spot?
- These chihuahuas need a new home! Your home! They’re all yours now!
- Divorce is a very private thing and it’s impossible to know the ins and outs of a relationship unless you’re in the relationship buuuuuuuuuuuut Are Jeff and MacKenzie still gonna kick it in D.C.?
- And speaking of Amazon, is is going to destroy Virginia’s real estate market the way we thought it would? Let’s speculate wildly!
- Get ready to cry at the Mister Rodgers exhibit coming to Crystal City.
- Think about the poison of nostalgia at the Y2K pop-up!
- Cinder will start dishing out smokey meets on Upshur street next week.
- A studio dedicated to the art of cheese boards is opening in Brightwood.
- Don’t drink the water.
- The ice boys and the bat boys are doing okay!
- The DC Public Library wants your fan fiction in their collection.
- This might be the best Date Lab in the history of Date Labs.