WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- In truly horrifying news, 81 people were filmed while naked at Spa World in Centreville.
- In more bad news, global warming is ruining the Tidal Basin. In good news… if there are no cherry blossoms there are no tourists? Right?
- This is your chance to be in Hamilton! It’s much cheaper than going to Hamilton!
- D.C.’s restaurant scene needs to be more accessible.
- Square pizza heaven (AKA Ledo’s) is taking over Bar Roubaix.
- In more new food news, a Persian restaurant named Vintage 78 is taking over Scion’s old space. All restaurant names with numbers are bad. I’m just going to put that out there.
- Compass Coffee is giving away free drinks this weekend… But you need to get to Georgetown to enjoy them.
- Let’s all agree to put up less statues of white men.
- Eater has a roundup of all the Game of Thrones parties happening in D.C. I’ll be at home drinking heavily and burning all of my A Song of Ice and Fire books!
- A puzzle store on P Street! How quaint.
- Esperanza Spalding has been hanging around D.C.
- This building in Tysons can’t stop killing birds. It’s a mean lean bird killing machine.
- Maryland is one step closer to raising the smoking age to 21.
- An alleged firefighter allegedly punched an alleged patient while they were allegedly on a gurney.
- Please bring me this cocktail cool thanks.
