WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- ALERT: WE’RE AT STAGE THREE… of the cherry blossom bloom! Hahah you didn’t think I was talking about the coronavirus right?
- And now I am talking about coronavirus! Here’s everything Metro is doing to help fight the virus, since its trains are basically petri dishes.
- American University is transferring to online classes until (at least) April 3. A true gift to all the deeply hungover students.
- My final piece of coronavirus news (for now) is this Post story that has some tips for dining out these days.
- A Maryland man tried to bite off a woman’s finger, which is always a bad idea but sounds like a worse idea in 2020. Wash your hands! Don’t bite off people’s fingers.
- XFL fans sure are extra.
- Did you see the video of the man riding a horse through D.C.? It’s a delight.
- And here are some more photos / videos of the horse back rider because it’s bringing me a lot of joy.
- Haim is bringing their deli tour to D.C. Munch on a bagel while you dance to some tunes.
- A friar studying at Catholic University just won The Great American Baking Show.
- Swizzler is getting its very own brick and mortar plus Surfside is opening up their brand new Tenley location.
- A second restaurant has dipped out of La Cosecha. What the hell is going on over there?
