WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- In case you didn’t notice, being outside is the worst!
- Peak bloom is coming.
- Speaking of coming, the worst local casino is hosting a Game of Thrones brunch.
- In closures we don’t care about, CityCenter’s Tesla showroom is no more.
- The ECC Eagle Cam drama is wild this winter. Is this the best (not) show (not) on television?
- If you’re having a hard time snagging one of Call Your Mother’s bagels (or you just don’t want to stand in line), I have good news for you. Dolcezza will start selling their Instagram famous bagels this Friday.
- A 24 Hour Fitness is coming to Fort Totten… eventually.
- The Anacostia Community Museum will close for seven months on March 15. Stop by now if you want to see it before renovation hell begins.
- But the National Children’s Museum will open this November. If it’s anything like Port Discovery I will absolutely use my small stature to pretend to be a child.
- Boqueria’s second location will be serving up suckling pig and the photos are making me so hungry. Can you tell I didn’t eat lunch? Plz send pig.
- Washingtonian counts down the 10 most expensive homes sold in D.C. this February. I live for this content, even if it will never be my life.
- End your day with Loi Loi’s new music video.
