WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- Apple will open their Carnegie Library location this April. You never have to go to Georgetown again!
- And speaking of corporate takeovers, Amazon is opening a grocery store in D.C.
- D.C. women are waiting longer to have children (and in many cases, they’re not having children at all).
- The second floor of The Passenger is transforming into Hex, the witchy bar of your nightmares.
- The Big Stick will alchemy-like turn your old Bryce Harper gear into free shots. Now that’s real magic.
- And speaking of the sports, David Chang’s chicken chain is sliding into D.C. United’s stadium.
- In more food news, unlimited soup dumplings are in your future.
- And Virginia’s The Block is coming to downtown D.C.
- RIP Cobalt.
- Speaking of gay bars, Baltimore’s Grand Central was just sold.
- The owners of D.C.’s newest brewery think they’re being real cute.
- This is a thing that’s happening I guess?
- The Virginia police department wants to remind you to be careful when disposing of life-sized animal statues.
