WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- It looks like Amazon won’t be kicking Synetic Theater out after all.
- These are all the best places to eat the bro-iest of foods, totchos, in D.C.
- A reporter from City Paper went to the Marie Antoinette themed sex party we wrote about in January.
- Desus & Mero swung by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s office to chat about her new neighborhood.
- You could own this CVS for the low low price of $17 million.
- Quiche is the hill Washingtonian is totally willing to die on.
- Argue about your favorite Chinese carry out place in the PoPville comments.
- Don’t forget, Montgomery County is the worst county.
- This is your long read of the day.