WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- Bezos is finally putting his party mansion to good use (or at the very least, use).
- And speaking of Bezos, his newspaper is receiving criticism after suspending a journalist who tweeted about Kobe Bryant’s rape case.
- Is this the best pizza in D.C.? (No, because Menomale isn’t on this list and I’m mad about it).
- Reveler’s Hour was a little bit on fire last week, but they’re hoping to open up again soon.
- In more surprising news, RIP Bar Louie.
- Call Your Mother is expanding their burgeoning bagel empire to Capitol Hill.
- This new Scott Circle restaurant is going straight to the top of our “to try” list.
- As a side note, who hijacked Barrel’s sign?
- D.C. Police will no longer be able to handcuff children who are 12 or under.
- And speaking of the police, don’t trust any strange phone calls.
- Where the hell is our snow?
