WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- Jack Evans snuck in one last bill before he left.
- Call us what you want, but we’re definitely not lazy.
- WMATA lost and then found $87,000 worth of 14 karat gold employee recognition pins.
- Washingtonian has your handy dandy guide to the Washington Monument’s elevator failures.
- Eater has photos from Pusha T’s H Street ramen joint. There are a lot of plants.
- In more big food news, RIP Petworth Citizen.
- Cranes is bringing a mixture of Japanese and Catalan food to Penn Quarter.
- Also, it looks like Sign of the Whale is coming back?
- In upsetting news from my alma mater, AU’s former vice president of development and alumni relations was caught trying to meet up with a 15-year-old he met on Grindr. Spoiler alert: It was an undercover officer.
- Check out these deeply weird scenes from Virginia’s pro-gun rally.
- And speaking of Virginia, a Republican delegate from the state announced he’d like to give Alexandria and Arlington to D.C.
- This story about a D.C. trash collector who owns ten horses is the best thing I read today.