WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- Kraft, who you may know for their singles (boo) and their mac and cheese (yay), is giving away free bags of their food products to furloughed workers.
- From fake Facebook pages to fake Washington Post articles to this shutdown parody video, it was a big day for satire.
- According to some Internet rumors, the Shaw skatepark might be in danger.
- You won’t have to worry about dealing with Metro track work during the Women’s March.
- And speaking of the Women’s March, it’s now happening at Freedom Plaza.
- In other Metro news, have you seen their shiny new billboards?
- The house boat owners of The Wharf have been without power for six days. I take back everything I’ve ever said about wanting to live on a house boat.
- Atlas Brew Works is suing the government.
- This wedding venue is perfect for the couple that loves Korean BBQ more than anything else.
- Union Station’s food court have been having a rough four weeks. Although… we’ll never say no to shorter Shake Shack lines.
- And speaking of fast food, Washingtonian explains why Trump did local businesses a favor by serving McDonald’s, Domino’s, Wendy’s and Burger King at the White House.
- The restaurant group that brought you The Salt Line is opening a new restaurant downtown.
- Flying Dog is making a (non-alcoholic) THC infused beer… But you’ll need that sweet Maryland medical card to get it.
- And speaking of non-alcoholic drinks, Washington Post has your guide to the best booze-less cocktails in D.C. You’re halfway through Dry January! You can do it!
