WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- Everyone is loosing their goddamned minds over Hamilton tickets.
- Cherry Blossom Peak bloom dates have been announced, but with this insane weather who knows what will happen.
- Someone at Capital Grille must be keeping tabs on me, because they’re finally answering my prayers and opening a Capital Burger near the Convention Center. I’m so excited I don’t even know what to do with myself!!! If it sucks I’m going to cry for the rest of my life!!!
- City Paper interviewed some local female bouncers and it’s an interesting look into how a historically male dominated industry is changing.
- Check out these sick photos of Tyler the Creator at The Anthem.
- The water taxi between The Wharf and National Harbor kicks off today. It’s nice that there’s reliable transportation between two neighborhoods that are incredibly annoying to travel to.
- Everyone wants to be a curler.
- Wind gusts could reach up to 70 mph tomorrow, so Friday is officially canceled.
- Ardeo + Bardeo has only been closed for a few days and Ashok Bajaj has already announced that he’s turning the space into an Israeli restaurant. The man moves fast.
- Chipotle is giving away free food tomorrow. All you have to do is wear a hockey jersey and convince yourself that you’re not going to get norovirus!