WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- They’re not as fun as The Bachelor but D.C.’s ‘elite’ are just as dumb and catty .
- Are you a female entrepreneur with a passion for food? Because if you are, Glen’s wants to give you $10,000.
- The Carnegie Apple Store might be open by next Fall, which means no more annoying trips to Georgetown / Bethesda!
- Walmart doesn’t know what Maryland looks like.
- Forget about dockless bikes, e-scooters are here and they will make you feel nostalgic as hell for Razor scooters.
- The eight-foot bronze statue of Marion Barry is being unveiled this weekend. Get ready for all of those spicy hot takes.
- Greater Greater Washington breaks down D.C.’s plan to improve art and cultural spaces in D.C., and guess what, there still isn’t much information about what the city is going to do with its rising rents.
- The Salt Line’s outdoor bar comes back March 1 and you know what that means… It’s almost oyster shooter season! It’s time to get drunk and full at the same time!
- Eater has a behind the scenes look at D.C.’s newest cidery, Supreme Core.
- And speaking of booze, Bluejacket’s canned beers launch on March 2, just in case you needed more excuses to go to Navy Yard.
- RIP Old Glory. We’ll miss your BBQ.
- I guess we’ll spend the rest of the day crying and eating grilled cheese.
