WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- The weather outside is upsetting!
- The D.C. Council is getting close and closer to eliminating the statute of limitations on sexual abuse.
- This is your long read of the day.
- The correct hot take: Crystal City was bad way before Jeff Bezo’s started making *heart eye emoji faces* at it.
- Forget worrying about rent, is Amazon going to bring a bunch of undateable losers to our already undateable city?
- Flying next week is gonna suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
- Show your relatives what D.C. is made of with a delicious local pie.
- Washingtonian has all the hot tips and tricks on how to effectively dine alone.
- Speaking of food, Eater’s gift guide is making us drool.