WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- It’s going to snow tomorrow???
- Hedgehogs, the new hot street drug, may soon be legalized in D.C.
- A Robert Mueller-themed ice cream truck is driving around the city giving out free scoops of “Fudge the Truth” and making us look like fucking nerds.
- ChiKo has expanded to San Diego, but you can still fill your face with their fried chicken on H Street.
- Washington Post went on a bit of a food ranking bridge.
- This might be the first good news to come out of the Amazon deal (that isn’t wild speculation).
- While you’re stressing out about Amazon-influenced rent increases, don’t forget they new HQ could affect our food scene too.
- And if you need something to listen to while you dive into an Amazon news k-hole, here are some Crystal City themed tunes.
- RIP Uni Bistro.
- Here’s a fun guide on how to be a normal human being at a party.
- I don’t know how I missed this, but the hottest twin brothers on HGTV opened up a showroom in Virginia. It doesn’t matter who you are, one of your friends has a crush on a Property Brother.