WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
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- And here’s where to send your job application if you’re looking to join Jeff Bezos’ 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution.
- And here are some new slogans for National Landing, the neighborhood Amazon has created out of thin air.
- And here’s a little slice of opinion pie brought to you by an Arlington resident.
- People are upset that Michelle Obama tickets are $700. If I’ve learned anything during my time at BYT, it’s that people will be just as upset when an event is free.
- No one likes the Redskins.
- Papa Eater (Read: National Eater) celebrates Bad Saint by adding it to their 38 Essential Restaurants list.
- An Adams Morgan bar accidentally (???) served someone a Long Island Iced Tea spiked with Foam-Brite Condenser Coil Cleaner.
- If you’re looking to Instagram Stellina, Union Market’s newest pizza joint before all of your friends, check out their pop-up this weekend.
- In every-restaurant-in-the-city-is-closing news, Ruta de Vino is the latest spot to bite the dust.
- In oh-my-god-there-are-so-many-restaurants-opening news, check out these renderings for The Imperial, the new bar from people behind Jack Rose.
