WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- It’s been a bad day.
- Competitive bell ringing is a real thing! There’s even a Washington Ringing Society! This might make you feel better for a few minutes!
- It’s cold. You need some chai in your life.
- Steve Aoki is headlining Maryland’s newest music festival / horse race combo. Why do we keep doing this? Have we learned nothing from the Preakness?
- Being an influencer sounds like a nightmare even with all the free shit.
- Another Buredo bites the dust.
- D.C. is getting an influx of self driving cars. The future is here
- Those empty Taylor Gourmet locations might not be empty for long.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus was at the Kennedy Center and she was a goddamn delight, what a shocker.
- You can’t live your life like it’s a Friday the 13th spinoff. You just can’t.
- Cava is doing the right thing.
- A v. fancy Alamo Drafthouse is coming to Crystal City. Soon you’ll have one reason to go to Crystal City.