WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- Adams Morgan’s favorite bunny is moving to Truxton Circle and even if you don’t know what I’m talking about, the photos in this article alone are worth it.
- In very sad news, a medieval reenactor was fatally injured by his own lance.
- D.C.’s newest brewery is entirely gay owned and plans on serving up some sweet west-coast style brews.
- And in more beer news, here’s a fun interview with one of the most talented members of the DC Homebrewers Club.
- In delightfully nerdy news, the Double Exposure Investigative Film Festival is back. Get ready to learn.
- Natty Lite really knows its audience.
- If you have to go into the suburbs (the horror!), you might as well eat something good.
- Our cities only TGI Fridays is gone forever. RIP.
- Cat Cora is bringing some healthy food to Capital One Arena. I personally only want to eat bad food when I’m in an arena, but to each their own.
- Speaking of food, Mason Dixie’s brick and mortar store looks all most as fun as their drive thru.
- Plus, caesar salads are coming back! Nothing changes! Everything is the same! Time is fake!
- A very large snake escaped (and was then returned to) a high school in Fairfax, begging the question, why the hell does this high school have a huge snake?
- I don’t even know what to say you guys.