WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- Happy August! Here’s what you can do this month.
- $30,000 worth of merchandise was stolen from a Gucci store in Chevy Chase by seven robbers. We can’t wait for Oceans 7. (Washington Post)
- Â We believe he can fly! Read all about the thrilling saga of one of D.C.’s baby bald eagles, Valor. (NBCWashington)
- In news that is shocking to no one, Metro construction continues to make your commute impossible. Avoid the Orange, Blue, and Silver lines in mid-August. (DCist)
- A D.C. couple who had been biking around the world was killed in a terrorist attack in Tajikistan. (NPR)
- Fort Reno celebrates 50 years of free, outdoor music. (WAMU)
- When all else fails us, at least we can celebrate the Nationals absolutely butchering the Mets. (CBS)
- Government gone wild: Rare Tavern introduced a happy hour for government workers who don’t get an August recess. Also a bonus: dog ice cream exists and you can get it for free this month. (Eater)