WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy…
- DCPS takes the first steps towards becoming Yelp by instituting a five-star ranking system for school performance. (Washington Post)
- 3 New D.C. restaurants to check out according to Bon Appetit.
- D.C and Maryland are suing the Trump administration over 3D printed guns. I’m pretty sure that’s also the plot of a sci-fi movie. (NBC4)
- Hazmats on Wisconsin Ave. this morning. (WTOP)
- It’s National Avocado Day! Get some free Guac…
Free guac on National Avocado Day, groundbreaking. Actually, internet-breaking. Getting our servers back up ASAP. 👨💻
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) July 31, 2018
- Metro is not saving room for Jesus. (WTOP)
- Talk about a Wet Hot American Summer, August’s weather forecast is in. (Washington Post)