WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- Wow, probably gonna take a break from Z-Burger for a bit.
- GET OUT OF DC.
- We’re only happy when it rains….
- DC needs more trees. This is not a pot joke but also that.
- Oh no, we’re about to lose one of the thousands of dockless bike companies currently infesting the city.
- Krispy Kreme is selling a dozen donuts for $1 on Friday. You literally can’t get anything for $1, not even $1.
- Today BYT is honoring Cher on its Instagram and I guess the Kennedy Center is going to honor her too. JINX.
- Finally, a food competition I can get behind. This is very adorable.
- I can answer this! Because women are the best.