WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- Go to Ellicott City this weekend! Main Street has reopened and it’s cool as hell.
- Hell yeah let dudes have beards in the Navy. It’s so…Naval?
- This is some zombie type shit, right?
- We’re about to find out just how many cats live in D.C. Finally.
- Hell yeah the Metro will always be the worst.
- We’re ready to eat even more cookie dough.
