WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- Don’t forget about the Metro nightmare that kicks into gear this Saturday!
- In better news, you can order Wawa through Uber Eats if you’re feeling very bougie and not at all bougie at the same time.
- People continue to be angry about Amazon in so many different ways (not that I blame them).
- The renovated H Street Starbucks will be the first ‘bucks designed for people who are deaf / hard of hearing.
- Slim’s is going to transform their classic diner into an immersive theater experience during some weekends this summer and the thought makes me so tired. I just want to eat pancakes after 2 p.m.
- Washingtonian has a short and sweet chat with Makeba Clay, the Phillips Collection’s chief diversity officer.
- D.C.’s newest brewery is so close to opening we can almost smell it.
- In other booze news, Capitol Cider House opens this weekend.
- This headline is absolutely wild.
- The Meatball Shop opens in Logan Circle this August. I’d say that’s the worst possible month to eat a meatball, but what do I know?
- Is it really worth banning plastic straws?
