WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- Metro is going to be so fucked next week.
- The Metro Board of Directors is getting the hell out of their downtown office.
- CityLab brings up some fantastic reasons why the Zoo shouldn’t expand their security.
- The dude behind Taylor Gourmet is having some serious housing problems.
- Greater Greater Washington takes a deep dive into Adams Morgan’s growing diversity problems.
- A local filmmaker’s short is coming to HBO Latino! Check it out.
- A vegan Jamaican cafe just popped up on Georgia Ave and now I can’t stop thinking about jerk chicken.
- New pasta places are opening up like wildfire and we want to eat all of it forever.
- And here’s a list of the delicious food coming to Audi Field.
- Sweetgreen frozen yogurt is coming back! It’s 2009 again!
- In vaguely related food news, D.C. might be getting a plastic straw ban soon.
- Celebrate summer the right way by eating nothing but soft shell crabs. Call it the Maryland diet.