WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- D.C. is getting a third cidery! I guess we just love that sweet boozy apple juice.
- Northern Virginia doesn’t want you to move there (at least, some of their neighborhoods don’t.)
- The Armored Combat League is a real thing and it looks like something straight out of the Maryland Renaissance Festival.
- A man canoeing in a Montgomery County lake got bit by a copperhead snake so here’s a fun reminder to never go into lakes! Ever! For the rest of your life!
- Another fun reminder: Don’t breathe the air.
- People are getting arrested in Ocean City left and right and I have never been less surprised in my life.
- In a crazy soccer mood after the Audi Field opening and the general World Cup madness? Check out this brief history of D.C.’s soccer teams before the United.
- Urban Plates is the newest fast casual California implant coming to D.C. It must be hard to be a new salad place in the city when you’re up against Sweetgreen.
- Po Boy Jim’s is open in Shaw if you’re in the mood for a po boy.
- Here’s a depressing story about small animals! Have a good Wednesday!
