WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- Stephen Miller hates sushi.
- And Ty Cobb loves Slash Run.
- Forbes thinks Navy Yard is cool, which is 100% the final nail in the coffin of coolness.
- Don Ciccio is moving to Ivy City, just like all of your favorite distilleries.
- American City Diner is dead. Long live American City Diner?
- In more everything-you-love-is-closing news, say goodbye to The Black Squirrel. It was one of the few places in Adams Morgan where you could always get a seat at the bar. Also, I took an erotica writing class there once. God I’m gonna miss it.
- Speaking of rats, they’re getting pretty bold. A woman was attacked by a rat on 18th Street last Friday.
- There’s a new noise bill that’s looking to limit the amount of noise street performers can make. I want to hate it… But I also have tinnitus so…
- If this won’t inspire you to start jogging… nothing will.
- The Air & Space museum is celebrating Mars Day on July 20 if you want to nerd out with some of their cool scientists.
