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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • Jack White kicked it with some D.C. students today. How many of those kids do you think know who Jack White is?

  • Kim Kardashian West (you’ve heard of her, right?) is rolling into town to meet with Jared Kushner and talk about prison reform. I know that sentence looks like the product of a weird game of mad libs, but I promise you it’s 100% true.
  • Here’s a very fun history of the Capitals that includes dancing with trashcans, lots of losses and this fun quote from a past head coach: “I’d rather find out my wife was cheating on me than keep losing like this. At least I could tell my wife to cut it out.”