WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- The Post’s story about the Freeway Phantom Murders is your long read of the day.
- I’m sure you’ve heard enough about sinkholes to fill an entire lifetime, but if you’re craving more hot swamp news, WAMU has you covered.
- Speaking of biological signs that the end times are near, snakes have moved into the National Mall.
- Restaurant Eve is dead. Long live Restaurant Eve.
- D.C.’s favorite Australian coffeeshop, is moving into the booze biz.
- We’re in the middle of the Great Graffiti Wipe Out. Say goodbye to all those Fuck Trump tags.
- Those boozy Capri Sun bags might be good for your unending nostalgia cravings, but they’re bad for the environment!
- City Paper is hosting a free panel about Initiative 77 at Black Cat next week, just in case you have some questions.
- Surprise! Lyft isn’t super hyped about the proposed ridesharing tax increases.
- Sietsema is such a big fan of the new Momofuku that he no joke wrote the line: “Whatever your fancy, bing is da bomb.”
