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WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:

  • All Things Go tickets are officially on sale tomorrow! Have you seen that lineup? It might just be the best ATG yet. If you want to get $10 off your ticket (and I know you do), click here.

  • WAMU is raising money via Kickstarter to bring back DCist.
  • sinkhole (aka hell hole) has opened up on the White House lawn.
  • Cancel all your Memorial Day plans and hit up the world’s largest bounce house.
  • And speaking of Memorial Day, the DC Department of Public Works will also be off. It’s like D.C.’s version of The Purge. No one is coming to pick up the trash and you can park where ever you please. (via press release)

  • Someone in Virginia reported an abduction that turned out to be a hoax. This story is way too short and I have too many follow up questions.
  • Elon Musk is officially allowed to drill holes in D.C.
  • RIP Quarter + Glory. You weren’t our favorite bar, but you were alright.