WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- Last night’s storm was just the warm up. Get ready for a full week of rain.
- Washingtonian apologizes for its very white “I’m not a tourist, I live here.” campaign.
- The Bachelor casting call is popping up in the good Old Line State! Mark your calendars and get ready to find love (or something).
- If you want to get drunk and rowdy at 6 a.m. on Saturday, here are all the places that will be screening the Royal Wedding.
- D.C. is getting three new memorials because there’s nothing we love more than a good statue.
- The Corcoran has finally announced what museums / buildings are getting its art collection, with the largest chunk going to American University’s Katzen museum.
- RIP Restaurant Eve.
- And speaking of restaurants kicking the bucket, Rosario is turning into a taqueria because every restaurant in D.C. is a taqueria now.
- Brooklyn’s St. Anselm is coming to D.C. with a meatier, boozier menu.
- The D.C. Council wants to raise the mayor’s proposed Uber / Lyft / whatever tax.