WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- SPRING IS FINALLY HERE, YA JERKS.
- The Zoo got a cute new elephant and then WAMU wrote this weird, sexy story about him. To each their own, I guess.
- A trans student is fighting the good fight at his Eastern Shore school.
- Whether you care about horse racing, or just love having an excuse to drink whisky in the middle of the day, here are the best spots in D.C. to catch the Kentucky Derby.
- Like everyone else in D.C. / the world, Questlove loves Himitsu.
- Bar Dupont is being renovated? Or something?
- The Smithsonian Craft Show is taking over the National Building Museum and it looks so fun and so weird.
- I didn’t know Maryland Day was a thing, but I guess it’s a thing.
- The Red Line was a little screwy this morning, but it should be good to go know.
- Did you get tired reading our 11,000+ word brunch guide? Don’t worry, Washingtonian has your back.
