WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- Professional cuddlers are a real thing that exist and oh man I want to try one so bad. It sounds so uncomfortable. I love it.
- A trailer hauling candy caught on fire on the Capital Beltway. The idea of all those Swedish fish going up in flames makes me so sad.
- The Circulator bus is going electric. Goddamn I love the Circulator.
- Wiseguys is opening a location in Navy Yard, which makes them the fourth pizza spot in Navy Yard this year. Sounds like a good excuse to do a pizza / bar crawl to me.
- The people behind The Block, Annandale’s Asian food hall, are opening a second, bigger food hall in Bethesda.
- Washingtonian pens a love letter to sakura soft-serve ice cream.
- People love edible flowers. And by people, I mean they do well on Instagram.
- I totally forgot farmers almanacs were a thing until I read this!
- If you like snooping through houses you’ll never be able to afford, hit up this sweet Georgetown house tour.
- This story will make your day better.
