WHEREIN: We bring you the developments (happening in and around D.C.) that we think are newsworthy, or, at the very least, almost newsworthy:
- This morning sucked, right?
- There’s a free screening of Jurassic Park at AMC Mazza this weekend, if you’ve got some free time.
- The Nats are offering $10.40 tickets to their game vs. the Pirates because Tax Day. Isn’t that fun?
- Fort Reno is now accepting band submissions, so get your shit together and apply away.
- Eating alone is the best and here are the best places to do it. Eating and going to the movies are my two favorite solo activities. Friends and loved ones are sorely overrated.
- Do you want to watch a video of a gorilla giving birth? Yes? Okay. Here you go. I hope this is what you wanted.
- Some shit went down at Kaliwa, one of The Wharf’s newest restaurants.
- D.C.’s very own Snacklins are doing gangbusters and we should be very proud of them.
- If you like looking at pictures of people buying books and pictures of journalists taking pictures of people buying books, you’ve come to the right place.
- Here’s an interesting look at the D.C. police department’s mandatory critical race theory class, which takes place at the National Museum of African American History and Culture.
- Here are some fun Trump Hotel projections. I love that everyone is getting into this now.
- Sloppy Mama’s is bringing a french fry breakfast burrito to Solly’s and I’ve never wanted anything more in my life.
